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FweakyG · Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:59 pm Post subject: Sexual harassment

Everyday a man walkes up very close to a lady co-worker standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her " your hair smells nice. " After a week of this she went to see personnel and put in a sexual harassment complaint against him. The personnel manager said " whats wrong with him saying your hair smells nice?"
"Its Keith the dwarf!"

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jozefsan · Lude Hero Joined: 24 May 2007 Posts: 1417

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Crazy_C · Lude Hero Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Posts: 1267 Location: Kent

PMSL Love this joke!! Told it to one of my colleagues and she took like 5 minutes to try and work it out Laughing

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nitin_s1 · Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:17 am Post subject:

I DONT GET IT Embarassed

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Crazy_C · Lude Hero Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Posts: 1267 Location: Kent

nitin_s1 wrote:

I DONT GET IT Embarassed

Awww, innocent little Nitin Rolling Eyes

lol ......... think about it - he's standing next to her complimenting the smell of her hair, but he's a dwarf................

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nitin_s1 · Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:50 am Post subject:

Hahahahahahahahhhah!!!!! Laughing

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MaDMaXX · Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:54 am Post subject:

nitin_s1 wrote:

Hahahahahahahahhhah!!!!! Laughing

And the penny drops Smile

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mills · Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:06 pm Post subject:

im stealing this one Wink

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FweakyG · Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:07 pm Post subject:

mills wrote:

im stealing this one Wink

tthhieeefffffffff tthhiiieeeffffff

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Mattblack_lude · Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:08 pm Post subject:

haha thats brilliant.

Can't believe Nitin didn't get it Laughing

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Crazy_C · Lude Hero Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Posts: 1267 Location: Kent

I think when people don't get it, and then you see their face as the penny drops just makes it funnier LOL I've been laughing at the mental image of my collegue trying to work it out for a while now

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paul bristol uk · Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:32 pm Post subject:

I love that joke Laughing

and a suplimentary one for you.

There's something about the new girl in my sales team that I can't quite put my finger on.

Well not without another tribunal to answer to anyway.

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mills · Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:32 pm Post subject:

FweakyG wrote:

mills wrote:

im stealing this one Wink

tthhieeefffffffff tthhiiieeeffffff

yes, im the phantom joke stealer, i post alot of the jokes off here on other forums and people love them Razz

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FweakyG · Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:12 pm Post subject:

hahahah taking the credit for our hard wrk ttsskkk !!!

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