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pirst
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:13 pm    Post subject: no english Reply with quote

-Do you speak English?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- S*x?
- Three to five times per week.
- No, no...I mean male or female?
- Sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, other animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast...

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Joined: 26 Aug 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL Laughing

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