A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal s*x and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.

'Actually, yes, I do.'

'Does it hurt you?' he asked.

'No. I rather like it.'

'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal s*x, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'

The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal s*x?'

'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think politicians like Gordon Brown come from?'

Email's from ForumUp hopefully anal isn't in there banned word list lol

OK Tom Let me rework it

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A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for battering her back door in with his "porridge gun" and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.

'Actually, yes, I do.'

'Does it hurt you?' he asked.

'No. I rather like it.'

'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice chasing the chocolate starfish if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'

The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from t*rd pushing

'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think politicians like Gordon Brown come from?'

Nah, i edited out the 3 letter word for reproducing the human form and no emails, so you can say Anal all you like LMAO

Hahaaaa, think the funniest bit is the way you try and avoid the word anal in the reworked version